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Ginge

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PostSubject: Keeping u laughing!   Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:26 pm

little tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politley asked, 'what are you up to there tim?'
'well, my goldfish just died, so im burying him' tim says.
the neighbour frowned. 'thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish isnt it?
' ye, thats because he's inside your f***ing cat.'

Classic:) what ya think?
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PostSubject: Re: Keeping u laughing!   Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:38 pm

Another one:

a middle aged man had lived next to this young, blonde woman for many years, but had never spoken to her. he kept himself to himslef, and so did she.
One day, as he made his way up his path to his door, he noticed the young blone woman standing in her doorway wearing nothing put a thin, silk dressing gown. she called him over and started talking to him, stroking his hair and neck. its obvious that she is coming on to him, and the man gets increasingly hot under the collar.
All of a sudden she looks up and says ' quick, get inside i cna hear someone coming'. Blind with lust, he follows her indoors where she strips off and stands in front of him, stark naked.
'so honey', she says, ' what do you think my best attribute is?'
'well', the man stammers, 'its....er....got to be your ears.'
The woman frowns at him. 'my ears?' she says, ' but why? What about my perfect breasts and firm backside?'
' no, i agree' says the man. The woman shakes her head ' and yet you say my ears....'
' well it's like this' he explains, ' when we were outside, you said you could hear someone coming.'
' so?' she demands.
the man gulps. 'well, that was me.'

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PostSubject: Re: Keeping u laughing!   Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:06 am

dont u have exams to revise for? lmao and there is a mistake! ill let u have a look for it! lol!
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